1. foodtrucker:

    ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

    (via vaginalsalsa)

     

  2. THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

    (Source: cineraria, via alvarobustillos)

     


  3. kawrying:

    so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

    (Source: princesaluja, via alvarobustillos)

     


  4. ryleyoxide:

    hospitalf0rsouls:

    Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

    did Mary have a little lamb?

    (via your-call-cannot-be-connected)

     


  5. best-of-funny:

    burningbrigids:

    carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

    mspgay:

    snorlaxatives:

    snorlaxatives:

    aaaaalrighty-then:

    snorlaxatives:

    why is being alive so expensive

    image

    You spelled “suck” wrong.

    ???????????????????????????????

    i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

    • why is being alive so suck
    • why is being alive suck
    • why is suck
    • suck is being alive so expensive
    • why suck so expensive

    ?????

     

    image

    what the fuck is going on

    imagine how is touch the suck

    X

    (via your-call-cannot-be-connected)

     


  6. nutella-boy:

    nutella-boy:

    they should change the anonymous icon to this

    image

    18 thousand people agree with me,what are you waiting karp

    (Source: pizz4s, via your-call-cannot-be-connected)

     


  7. best-of-funny:

    burningbrigids:

    carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

    mspgay:

    snorlaxatives:

    snorlaxatives:

    aaaaalrighty-then:

    snorlaxatives:

    why is being alive so expensive

    image

    You spelled “suck” wrong.

    ???????????????????????????????

    i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

    • why is being alive so suck
    • why is being alive suck
    • why is suck
    • suck is being alive so expensive
    • why suck so expensive

    ?????

     

    image

    what the fuck is going on

    imagine how is touch the suck

    X

    (via your-call-cannot-be-connected)

     

  8. pyrrhiccomedy:

    milk-chiller2:

    Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

    OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

    (via your-call-cannot-be-connected)

     

  9. your-call-cannot-be-connected:

    never-was-and-never-will-be:

    Dear SPN fandom, 

    We are sorry about what you’re going through. Here, have some tea and shock blankets. 

    Love, 

    The Sherlock and Doctor Who fandoms.

    How considerate of you.

     


  10. internetexplorers:

    losing a follower

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    (via swa-gay)